I’m experiencing the worst pain I’ve ever experienced in my life and that’s trumping broken bones, car accidents, chronic migraines, gastritis, root canals, tooth extractions and multiple surgeries. I never want to have children if this is a taste of what it feels like to be in labor.


That feel when your boyfriend’s pity roommate lets the cat out and invites 6 people to stay over.



If I don’t fall asleep in the next 5 minutes I’m gonna pull my face off

Preach. Wdup, 4:35 am?

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